This Is What Happens When You Piss Off Your Landscaper

Are the Shrubs Shaped Like Balls?

There are many ways to take action against someone who doesn’t pay you for your services. You can take them to court, take it upon yourself to get the word out, or if you’re a landscaper, you can always trim someone’s bushes into a giant penis.  

Posted on Reddit, this photo shows the handiwork of a disgruntled landscaper, who took out all his frustrations by turning the homeowner’s front hedge into a giant green penis. Yes, the Jolly Green Giant would be proud of the work. I’m kind of wondering if there are two shrubs in the shape of testicles on the other side of the fence. Surprisingly, this didn’t take place in Florida or even the United States. No, this penis hedge happened over in the U.K., and some of the Reddit comments are pretty priceless:  

"As if there is anywhere else in the world where they’d do this. God love the Brits, too." 

"In the U.S. they’d be beaten, shot, or sued, in Canada we’d politely take out a mechanics lean, in Australia there’d be a deadly snake in your bed and in G.B. they trim your hedge into a giant cock."

"Every day and I find more reason to move there. Today is no exception." 

I think this would totally happen in the U.S., but there would be huge faux outrage and the landscaper would be publicly shamed, which is sad. Guess the moral of the story here is simple: Pay people when and how much you agreed to pay them.

Via Metro