Morning Wood

· Baltimore Orioles pitcher Kris Benson and his wife Anna—you remember, the underwear model who threatened to sleep with every one of his former New York Met teammates if he ever cheated on her—have filed for divorce. The guys on his current squad are probably putting in some extra catlishteics this morning, just in case that offer is transferable. (foxnews.com)

· If someone who's famous for getting ticketed by the police gets ticketed by the police once again, is it still news? It is if she's hot and naked! (ketv.com)

· It could get even harder out there for pimps in Illinois if a new law passes that allows them to be sued by their own prositutes. The sex itself is still totally illegal, of course. (suntimes.com)

· "I used to just smack guys I was making out with ... [Without] asking first." Who says college doesn't teach you anything about real life? (wesleyanargus.com - thanks Lindsay)

· Could Fleshbot be the vicitim of a cruel hoax? Myth Busters seems to disagree with the exploding outer space breast implants story we linked to yesterday. We still think it'd make a great scenario for a sci-fi porn flick someday though. (wikipedia.org, via Boing Boing)

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