Cleavage, Side Boob, and a Nip Slip: Joanna Krupa Really Knows How to Throw a Birthday Party

Joanna Krupa and Her Boobs Puts All Other Birthday Parties to Shame

For most of us, our birthdays consist of a couple of friends drinking our alcohol, a cake from a box, and what starts out as a fun game of Trivial Pursuit that ends with yelling, pie pieces on the floor, and the end of friendships. And then there are some people who get a giant party, tons of free alcohol, and Joanna Krupa in wearing a cleavage-showing, side-boob-baring, and nipple-showing dress. Yeah, I don’t want to celebrate my birthday anymore either.  

Probably the only way one can have Joanna Krupa rocking a barely there dress at a birthday party is if he is married to her. Luckily for Romain Zago (whose name sounds like that of a Bond villain from the 1980s), he is, in fact, married to Joanna Krupa. My guess is he doesn’t ask for presents anymore because he’s got one of the greatest gifts anyone could ever get: being able to wake up next to the incredibly beautiful Joanna Krupa. Normally when someone shares pictures of their amazing birthday party (or any party for that matter), we all tune out because we weren’t there, but when Joanna Krupa’s cleavage is involved, not one of us minds flipping through the images. Sure, it would have been pretty amazing to be at that party and the majority of us will never, ever have a party that will include the cleavage and sideboob of Joanna Krupa, but if you stare at the pictures long enough then close your eyes, you can almost hear the techno music playing… it’s just like you’re there… almost.  

So, next birthday, forget the cake, forget the friends, forget the normal boring stuff that always happens. Instead, get some champagne, some techno music, and flip through these pictures of Joanna Krupa’s cleavage, side boob, and nip-slip dress and pretend it’s the best birthday party ever!  

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