More Jackie Cruz In A Thong Bikini Please

There Has To Be A Way To Get More Jackie Cruz In A Thong Bikini

Look, I know that Orange is the New Black takes place in an all-female prison and the inmates never really get to leave or anything, but can’t the writers and producers of the show come up with interesting way to have a bikini carwash episode so we can get more Jackie Cruz in a thong bikini.  

I mean, how hard it can be to come with a way for Jackie Cruz and couple other of the stars of Orange is the New Black to travel somewhere and have to wash cars in bikinis. Maybe they can all have to do some kind of community service and Jackie Cruz is put in charge of finding people to help, they all climb in the van, maybe they think they are going to clean up trash or something, when BAM! They call get out fo the van and find out they are at the beach and have to wash cars in bikini for charity. Jackie Cruz puts on a white thong bikini, everyone laughs, the suds fly, the hose sprays everywhere, good times are head by all.  

Hell, Jackie Cruz is already has a pretty sweet white thong bikini so she doesn’t even need to stop by the costume department. You can’t tell me it wouldn’t make one hell of an episode. It doesn’t even have to be a carwash, just something where Jackie Cruz can wear a thong a bikini, that’s all we really want.  

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