Have You Ever Wanted a Dildo Phone Case?

Every woman falls asleep clutching her vibrator (No? Just me?), but it's no fun having to stash it in the depths of your bedside table when you have company over. Instead, why not carry a vibrator with you all the time? As your phone case? Sure, people might be suspicious of it's vaguely phallic shape and relative impractically for anything but inserting into your vagina, but let the h8ers h8. The IZIVIBE is a phone case dildo that vibrates. Technology. Science. Boom. 

Alas, I just can't with this one. I've always said I'll try any toy once, but I'm gonna give this a hard pass. Dildo attachment or no dildo attachment, I'm not putting my iPhone that close to my vagina. That's not a conversation I want to have with an Apple store employee.