Here's Your Slow Motion Answer
Pizza is pretty much a staple of my diet. Whether it's homemade, hole-in-the-wall pizza, and even the kind from some of the bigger chains, I eat pizza probably a little more than I should. What can I say? I love the stuff, so when someone wastes pizza it really bothers me. Pizza should be eaten, not left in the box or half eaten. Pizza should never go to waste. That is, unless you want to take the last slice and shoot it out of an air cannon at a hot girl’s ass and film in slow motion. That is a perfectly acceptable use of a slice of pizza.
While pizza may not be my first choice of what one should shoot out of an air cannon on a beautiful woman’s ass, I have to admit that when I saw the title "Girl Shot In The Butt With Pizza Slice! SLOW MOTION!" I actually had the thought, “I wonder what would happen if you shot a piece of pizza from an air cannon onto a hot woman’s ass?” Well, luckily someone else already had that thought so all I had to do was sit back and watch in all the slow-motion glory. I won’t spoil the ending, but you can probably guess what happens and it’s totally worth watching a few times.
Sure, some out there might be a little disappointed by this video and if you are one of them, I can’t help you. Hey, it wasn’t all bad, you got to see a beautiful woman in a thong showing off her ass. That’s always awesome.