Plastic Boobs and a Plastic Strap-on Dildo, Must Be a Miley Cyrus Costume

For Once Miley Is Topless, But Not Showing Her Boobs

Hey, Miley, I can understand the fake, plastic strap-on dildo part of your costume, but what’s up with the fake, plastic boobs? You don’t have a penis, so using a fake dildo as a costume piece I get, but you have some awesome boobs, so why not use what the good lord gave you?  

Trust me, I looked long and hard at this picture to make sure that those weren’t Miley’s real boobs. They are plastic—you can tell by the sheen that they are not real. True, Miley’s boobs do have a little shine to them, but not like a plastic glow. Plus Miley’s boobs are a little smaller and a touch perkier. You know, I’m starting to release that must I spend a lot of time looking at a nude Miley Cyrus if I can tell when she’s wearing fake plastic boobs and when she’s really topless. You know, some people would say that is a useless skill, but to be honest, I don’t mind. Miley Cyrus has some awesome boobs and I, along with a lot of other people, don’t really mind spending time looking at them. Maybe we’ll all get together and start a Miley Cyrus Boob Fan Club. But then again, who has time to schedule meetings when there are topless picture of Miley Cyrus to look at?

Honestly, I have no idea if one can perform topless outside of certain locations (strip clubs, theaters, etc.), but if you could, I’m pretty sure Miley would do it. In fact, I’m pretty sure she is planning on performing nude in the very near future. Until then, enjoy some plastic boobs and plastic penis Miley Cyrus.    

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