Sand Has Never Been Sexier Thanks to Danica Patrick’s Ass

Sand Really Accents Danica Patrick's Awesome Ass

People constantly say that you shouldn’t be jealous of anyone or anything and that really the grass is not always greener on the other side. But sometimes you can’t help but be jealous. Right now, I’m totally jealous of sand. Well, I should say I’m jealous of the sand that is stuck on Danica Patrick’s ass.  

I have no idea if Danica Patrick races cars for a living anymore or not—I don’t follow Nascar—but I’m incredibly happy she decided to take a little break from whatever she does for a living and hit the beach. And can I also say, “Damn, Danica Patrick has a nice ass!” I’m sure I’ve seen Danica Patrick’s ass before, but it has never look as amazing as it does right now. I don’t know if it’s the comparison to the other asses around it, the cut of the bikini, or that lucky, lucky sand that is covering her bum, but I know I can safely say Danica Patrick’s ass has never looked more amazing. It’s probably why I’m so totally jealous of sand at this moment, those tiny dirt particles get to be so incredibly close to that amazing Danica Patrick butt and they have no concept how lucky they are.  

I don’t think any of us ever thought sand could be sexy (if you happen to have always found sand sexy, more power to you), but at this moment, that sand on Danica Patrick’s ass is the sexiest dirt any of us will ever see.