Topless Models Make Everything Better
Ever had one of those mornings when you just felt something was off? Your breakfast wasn’t that great, your shower didn’t refresh you like it normally does, your coffee was either too hot or too cold—just a little bit off. It turns out you were missing something from your morning, all you need to get back on track is a bunch of topless models.
I’m sure there is some scientific reason behind why seeing a collection of the world’s hottest models topless seems to put everything back in orbit. All I know is that I can’t explain it and I don’t care to. Everything is right with the world now that I have seen the breasts of Amber Valletta, Jourdan Dunn, Toni Garrn, Edita Vilkeviciute, Lara Stone, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Natasha Poly, Daria Strokous, Mariacarla Boscono, Isabela Fontana, and Malgosia Bela. I guess maybe we should all send over a thank you card to staff of Lui Magazine for getting all these super hot supermodels to take their tops off for the cover of their magazine. You know, this is probably a good moment to start collecting magazines. You get a prize if you collect all 12. The prize? You get to see Amber Valletta, Jourdan Dunn, Toni Garrn, Edita Vilkeviciute, Lara Stone, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Natasha Poly, Daria Strokous, Mariacarla Boscono, Isabela Fontana, and Malgosia Bela topless whenever the hell you feel like.
So the next you wake up and roll of bed and the world is a little titled, remember: All you need are 12 topless super models to get everything straight.