Fucking Duh: New Study Says That Women Actually Enjoy One-Night Stands When the Sex Is Good

And Here I Thought This Was Intuitive

An entire study was dedicated to sexual regret after one-night stands, and OK, I get it. There's a lot of interesting sexual data to mine out there about the way religion, culture, age, and medication affect sexuality. There is absolutely nothing that is not terrible and hilarious about the findings of said study, though, because the results are deliriously simple.

According to a study from the Norwegian University of Science and Technology, women DO like one-night stands, contrary to bullshit mainstream culture's normal prescription. It's just that they only like them when the sex is good. What a revelation! 

Some of the studied reasons for said MINDBLOWING discovery is that men are more likely to orgasm during one-night stands, which makes basically everyone feel better about sex, and that women have more on the line: AKA, pregnancy. It's almost like there's a legion of guys out there that don't care about a woman's pleasure during their short-term conquests and refuse to wear condoms! Or something like that! 

Anyways, to save myself the hernia, I'll leave it there. Women are not purely emotional beings who only like loving, tender sex. They just want you to make them come and buy them breakfast the next day. It's really not that hard, everybody.