Rita Ora Gives Us a Good Show That Could Have Been Great

Rita Ora Almost Gives Us A Boob Flash

Oh, Rita Ora, what are you doing to all of us? Maybe the bigger and better question is why are you doing this to us? First, you stroll outside in one of the sexiest, most cleavage-baring dresses and then we all think we are getting a full boob flash, but no . . . there’s a pasty or something covering your nipple. Why are you torturing us with an almost boob flash?  

It’s hard for me to go on and on about how amazing Rita Ora looks in this dress, even though it kind of look likes a robe, because I can’t help thinking about what could have been. I’m pretty sure there is not a man (or woman) among us that would have absolutely loved seeing Rita Ora’s boob. I mean, her cleavage is so amazing, it’s a stunning sight every single time we see it, that getting the chance to see a boob, just one Rita Ora boob, would have been a day that no one of us would forget anytime soon. Instead we get a pasty or some kind of nipple tape meant to keep her dress from exposing her boob. Well, it didn’t quite work as planned, and yet there was no Rita Ora boob flash for us to enjoy.  

Well, we should all do our best to just focus on the awesomeness of Rita Ora’s cleavage and not think about how much more awesome a Rita Ora boob flash would have been. Yeah, I know it’s a real challenge.  

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