We've all found ourselves in the awkward position of having to be forcibly removed from the bar at the local TGIFriday's after knocking back one too many tequila sunrises and professing our undying love for the hottie serving our drinks ... er, haven't we? Regardless of your particular devotion to the lovely ladies of the service industry, this handy site allows you to stalk woo some of the sexiest waitresses in dozens of cities all over North America without having to run up a three figure tab—that is, unless you find yourself so smitten by their charms that you start tossing bills into the virtual tip jar. Still, at least you'll avoid all those pesky restraining orders ...
· Smoking Hot Waitress: "When 20% Isn't Enough" (smokinghotwaitress.com, via phun.org)
· Thumbnail: Jen at the Pussy Cat Lounge, Scottsdale, AZ
Previously: Virtual Bartender/Meet Tammy Plante, Hooter Shooters, The Lapjuicer, Virtual Bartender 2, "Sex" Drink, Cup O' Pussy