Heather Graham Is Always on Vacation and That Is Great

February 9, 2018
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A post shared by Heather Graham (@imheathergraham) on Feb 6, 2018 at 12:52pm PST

That Means Heather Graham in a Bikini!

Typically when someone says so-and-so is on a permanent vacation, it's meant to be a bad thing. Though, always being on vacation sounds awesome, I know it's supposed to mean they don't work, they're slackers, or they are just not with it. But it seems Heather Graham is always on a vacation and that means she's always in a bikini and that is fan-freaking-tastic.

Very few things in life bring me as much joy as seeing Heather Graham in a bikini on a beach somewhere. Sure, I'd love to be on a beach somewhere, but if I was, I wouldn't be able to see Heather Graham in a bikini, so that beach would only be "meh" at best. Thankfully, I can't afford to be traveling the world, I have to be here, chained to a desk, working for the man... but I also get to stare for long hours at Heather Graham in a bikini so I can take the good with the bad. And the good is really good. I mean, like, mega-good. I'm talking Heather Graham in a bikini good. It doesn't get much good-er than that, my friends.

So, travel on Heather Graham. May you and your bikinis always find a beach and a stable internet connection so you can share you adventures and your incredible bikini body with the world.