Anyone Else Turned On And Confused By A Floating Charlize Theron In A Nightgown?

Charlize Theron Is Heavenly, But This Is Too Much

Okay, everybody, I have to admit this one is a bit of head scratcher for me. Charlize Theron is sexy. Charlize Theron in some kind of skimpy nightgown is sexier. Charlize Theron showing off some cleavage and rocking some pokies is the sexiest. But when you put all three together and then photoshop her floating above a desert landscape or something… I’m not sure what to make of it.  

I’m sure there are some people out there who call Charlize Theron heavenly, but I don’t know if they mean that she is only sexy when she appears to floating up to heaven. I really don’t know what to make of this, I really don’t. I’m having so many mixed feelings right now and I really feel like when someone sees Charlize Theron they shouldn’t have any mixed feelings, they shouldn’t confused. No one should be confused when they see Charlize Theron’s cleavage and Charlize Theron’s pokies. All we should be focusing on is the beauty of Charlize Theron and not trying to figure why she is floating in the air in a nightgown. I mean, how many of use claimed we loved the movie 2 Days in the Valley when really what we loved was Charlize Theron topless? Come on, you can admit it now, I’ve come to terms with it.  

If someone out there doesn’t have mixed feelings when they look at this picture, then please enlighten me. All I want to focus on is Charlize Theron being sexy, but I can’t seem to do that. I don’t get the whole floating in the air thing. The nightgown, cleavage, and pokies, I totally get, but everything else, not so much.  

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