Isn’t There A Song About Olivia Wilde In A Bikini?

Aren't We All Wilde About Olivia In A Bikini

I have been scouring the internet for a good 45 minutes now because I’m sure there’s some song from like the 1920s called “Wild About Olivia.” It goes something like “I’m just wild about Olivia and she’s just wild about me! She wears a bikini and it sure is teeny-weenie! And when I see her body I know she’s one hot toddy!” or something like that. You know what I’m talking about.  

Well, if there isn’t a song like that then someone needs to write it, ASAP. While the original might have been about something completely different, “Wild About Olivia” should be all about how she drives all of us crazy when she wears a bikini. Have a verse about Olivia Wilde’s cleavage, then the chorus, a second verse about Olivia Wilde’s ass in a bikini, repeat the chorus, then a final verse about her body is so unbelievable amazing when sporting a two-piece. And for some reason, this song needs to played on a slightly out of tune piano and someone with that 1920s sing-songy voice, you know the kind I’m talking about. And some scratches like from an old record and I’m telling you, it would be an instant hit. Anything involving Olivia Wilde and her incredibly body is always an instant hit.  

Sure, you might be wondering how someone from the 1920s could have written a song about Olivia Wilde in a bikini, but the answer is simple: Olivia Wilde’s beauty is timeless so, no doubt someone from the past knew one day Olivia Wilde would wear a bikini. Or time travel, that’s also an answer.  

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