Wet Spots

· In a move sure to set off a flurry of posts by BoingBoing's Cory Doctorow (we kid because we love—and besides, he's busy modeling his utili-kilt at eTech in San Diego), Suicide Girl Amina Munster registered the copyright for her tattoo by artist Tim Kern. (needled.com)

· Are you a lonely gent having trouble finding the bride of your dreams? Are you the kind of kind-hearted person who would be willing to shelter a vulnerable refugee fleeing a war zone? Do you long for a woman who respects her man and knows her place? Then maybe a mail order bride from Iraq is just what you need! (unclemelon.com, via Attu Sees All)

· "The topmost gear that actually drove the shaft was not fully engaging; it was wobbling on its axis, allowing it to slip." No, we didn't pull that quote from a recent Sex Blog Roundup, but if a dremel tool and silicon caulk get you horny, then really, what's the difference? Sex Toys Pro shows you how to repair your busted vibrator. (sextoyspro.com)

· "[W]e wrote and wrote and wrote. Finally, I said, "If you're serious and you're coming to New York, take a room at this hotel, and I'll come there, and when you open the door I want you to be stark naked." Norman Mailer on Internet dating circa 1946, in an interview with Nerve's Will Doig. (nerve.com) - J. West

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