Miss Bumbum Suzy Cortez Should Carry the Olympic Torch in Brazil

Suzy Cortez Has the Best Ass in Brazil, Why Not Show Off a National Treasure?

With the Summer Olympics fast approaching, there are a ton of concerns about the conditions in Brazil. The water is heavily polluted, the venues aren’t finished being built yet, and don’t get me started on the crime. While all of these are valid concerns, my only worry that Miss Bumbum Suzy Cortez won’t get a chance to carry the Olympic torch through the streets in a thong bikini.  

In case you don’t know who Miss Bumbum is, the Miss Bumbum pageant is Brazil’s annual show that seeks to the find the greatest of all Brazilian treasure: the best ass in the county. This year’s winner is Suzy Cortez, and as you can tell by the pictures and the videos, she has one mighty fine ass (to go along with her mighty fine body). Now, there are those out there who might say that Miss Bumbum really has no place at the Olympics, but if the Olympics are the best athletes in their respected sports from their home countries, then why not have the hottest ass in Brazil lead the parade? I mean, if it’s all about showing off what your country has that others don’t, then Suzy Cortez must carry the flame while wearing a thong bikini.  

While I still say that the Miss Bumbum contest should really be open to every single country in the world, for now I think we can all agree that whether or not Suzy Cortez and her amazing ass get to carry the Olympic torch, she is still a winner.