Nicole Eggert’s Cleavage Is Enough to Stop Crime

Also, Is There a Wad Of Cash in Nicole Eggert's Cleavage?

Oh, Nicole Eggert, why do you have a tiny gun with a flashlight on top of it? Look, I understand the need for personal safety and all that, but the gun is kind of blocking the view of your awesome cleavage. Besides, your cleavage can stop anyone in their tracks, you really don’t need a gun.  

Growing up in the 1990s, you typically either had a crush on Alyssa Milano or you had a crush on Nicole Eggert. Sure, some people have a crush on both, but you had one ranked a little bit higher than the other. Either way, we all rushed to the video store back in 1992 to get the VHS copy of Blown Away for the sole purpose of finally seeing Nicole Eggert topless. Luckily we’ve all gotten a chance to see her real boobs and her enhanced boobs—both are pretty awesome. So, of course, any time we get to see anything involving Nicole Eggert’s boobs, we are happy. Also, is there a roll of cash in Nicole Eggert’s cleavage? It kind of looks like it, but I’m not sure. I’ll take a closer and longer look to double check.  

Look, I get that mane people believe we have the right to bear arms, I respect that, but what about the right to bear cleavage. Sure, it’s not in the constitution, but if we had to pick one over the other, I’m sure we would pick cleavage, especially when it’s cleavage of Nicole Eggert.  

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