Who’s Ready for Some NOTOFU Lindsay Lohan Seconds?

Let's All Say Yes to More NOTOFU if It Mean More Lindsay Lohan

Being a red meat lover, I have often said the phrase, “No tofu.” Well, today I’m going to say something I never thought I would say—more NOTOFU! For, you see in this case, no tofu means more sexy pictures of Lindsay Lohan.  

We got a taste of Lindsay Lohan looking super sexy in a spread from NOTOFU magazine not that long ago, and I thought that would be it. Apparently I was totally wrong—the photo spread was much bigger and included many, many more sexy pictures of Lindsay Lohan. I’m starting to think that NOTUFO is going to have to change their name to YESTOFU because I find myself wanting more tofu. Tofu is normally gross and tastes like wet cardboard, but this version of tofu not only has Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage, but also has Lindsay Lohan’s nipple. Now that is some tofu I want on my plate. I’ve said this 100 times before, but Lindsay Lohan has some awesome boobs. Forget everything else and just focus on the amazing cleavage in front of you.  

I salute you, editors, writers, creators, and photographers of NOTOFU, for you have given me a reason to like Tofu. Then again, it was really Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage that did all the hard work, so I salute you, Lindsay Lohan’s cleavage!  

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