Always Check the Roof for a Nude Carla Van Der Sanden

A Topless Carla Van Der Sanden Is Worth a Look

There's hardly ever a reason to go the roof. Even if you have a rooftop deck or your roof is just a kind of a cool space to hang out, you only go up there once or twice a year. Let's be honest: roofs are boring. The view is great and all, but you see one cityscape and you've seen them all. Really, the only reason to keep going up to the roof is to see if there is a nude Carla Van Der Sanden up there.

It's totally cool if you want to start now. Though, I do recommend you take a few minutes to truly memorize what a nude Carla Van Der Sanden looks like. One would hate to go up to the roof, see a shadow thinking it's a naked Carla Van Der Sanden only to discover that it's just a satellite dish. Sure, the odds of finding a nude Carla Van Der Sanden on your roof is slim, but that doesn't mean you don't do it. If there is even the smallest chance of finding a nude Carla Van Der Sanden on your roof, then damn it, you check. What else are you going to do up there? Have a party with your friends? Watch a sunset while having a drink? Bor-ing!

And hey, even if you don't find a topless Carla Van Der Sanden on your roof, you can always go back inside and look at Carla Van Der Sanden nude of a roof on your computer or whatever. Hell, you could take your computer up to a roof and look at Carla Van Der Sanden nude of a roof. That's what I call a good time.

photos by Christian Bailleul