Abigail Clancy Unwraps the Best Present Ever

We Should Sing Songs About Abigail Clancy Nude

One of my favorite holiday songs is “The 12 Days of Christmas”, though I mainly love the fifth day of Christmas. Not because I love gold or rings (I love to yell/sing “FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!”), but sadly, I think I’m going to have to retire the fifth day of Christmas. No more yelling, "Five golden rings!" because the 16th day is the best and I’m going to start yelling “NUDE ABIGAIL CLANCY!”  

Yes, I know there is a difference between the 12 days of Christmas and an advent calendar, but that doesn’t change the fact that a nude Abigail Clancy tops five golden rings. I can’t think of anyone on the planet who would rather get five golden rings instead of a nude Abigail Clancy. And while there is no actual advent song, I think we could probably put one together as long as we make sure to include the lyric “Nude Abigail Clancy!” somewhere in the song. We could always just write a whole entire song about Abigail Clancy. I mean, she’s not nude when the video starts out—first you have Abigail Clancy in sexy lingerie, then slowly takes it off one item at a time, then we have a nude Abigail Clancy. You know, I’m starting to think we should just replace the lyrics to 12 Days of Christmas to be about Abigail Clancy getting naked. Don’t ask me how that would work. I’m not a musician.  

When you think about it, nothing beats watching someone opening a present. Abigail Clancy taking off her lingerie is kind of like watching someone open a present, only the gift is really for you.