As Rose By Any Other Name Is Not Hotter Than Rose Bertram

Rose Bertram's Cleavage Is a Game Changer

We all know that famous quote from William Shakespeare’s classic Romeo and Juliet: “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” I’m wondering if that statement is in fact true, though, because is there a Rose that is actually hotter than Rose Bertram? I find that kind of hard to believe.  

I’m sure whenever someone has the name Rose, everyone tosses that Shakespeare quote around, but Rose Bertram is like really super unbelievable hot. She’s a swimsuit model, she’s got some amazing cleavage, and I have strong feeling her ass is probably pretty fantastic (there isn’t a great view in any of these pictures) so it really does beg the question: Is there a Rose hotter than Rose Bertram? All the evidence is starting to point toward no. Now, I’m not saying we should all rush to our bookshelves, grab our copies of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (which we all have copies of, right? Right?) and tear out the pages containing that line, but what I am saying is that we should look fondly at that line because there was once a time when a name didn’t really mean anything and a rose would smell just a sweet no matter what we called it. Because now we have Rose Bertram and all her hotness and rose will never be as hot as Rose Bertram.  

There’s nothing we can do about it now, Rose Bertram is the hottest rose and none shall be hotter. We should just accept this fact and move on to hopefully enjoying for sexy pictures of Rose Bertram.