No Reason to Leave When Anna Orlova Is Nude
There are some days when you look out the window or you open the door and you know, you just know going out is the wrong idea. Maybe you aren't feeling yourself, maybe you know it's just going to be a crappy day, or maybe there's a nude Anna Orlova inside. And when you get that feeling, that nude Anna Orlova feeling, you just gotta stay inside.
What's outside anyway? What is there to do that you can't do inside? I mean, is Anna Orlova nude in the woods? Nope. She's nude inside. She's hanging out, looking out the window all while being naked. That seems like a pretty good reason to stay indoors. Nature is fine and all that business, but it can't beat inside. Inside is warm. Inside is comfy. Inside is where Anna Orlova is completely nude. I'm sorry, but one is going to have a reason more compelling than a nude Anna Orlova to get me out the door. And there is nothing anyone can say or do or present that is greater than a nude Anna Orlova.
So, call it a day, call in sick, don't even bother getting out of bed. Anna Orlova is naked inside and inside is where we all need to stay. That's just how it is when Anna Orlova is naked.
photos by Andi Feldmann