Pam Anderson Made an Appearance at a Miley Cyrus Concert to Talk About Saving the Whales

Saving sea life, one psychedelic dildo at a time

Miley Cyrus has officially concluded her Milky Milky Milk Tour, and at her final show, she pulled a Taylor Swift and surprised us with an unexpected famous guest: Pamela Anderson. Why, you might be asking, did Pam decide to make a pit stop in Canada to party on stage with Miley and the Flaming Lips crew? It would appear she did it in the name of saving whales, a cause Pamela has felt even more strongly about than her boobs in recent times. 

Miley is naturally dressed head to toe as a unicorn and wears a massive dildo that she jerks off during her performance, which strangely makes me think of My Little Porny, but I digress. When Pam pops out onto the stage during a throwback performance of "We Can't Stop," she's wearing a little black bodysuit and holding a sign that says "Save the Whales" with a faux tattoo on her legs that says "No Captivity." Considering Cyrus is equally passionate about animals and wearing as little clothing as possible, the pair makes sense. 

And yes—someone on stage was dressed as an actual whale. Hey, power to these guys. I like whales, and I like dildos.