This week, I stumbled upon what Redditors think of porn and how it differs from real world sex. Don't get me wrong—I love porn (obviously), but it's still performance art, and some of these points are pretty damn funny.
According to celebrity news, apparently the nanny fantasy is the only one that actually comes true. But I wouldn't get too down on this. You never know what might happen.
Hey, I once kicked over a water glass and a Macbook at the same time. I have chaotic undressing down pat and I'm damn proud of it.
"Diving vagina first" sounds immensely painful, if I'm being honest.
This should never happen. Ever. I don't care how much saliva you make. Stop right there.
I always wondered about this. Doesn't it feel better to come inside something??
This is much more entertaining than envisioning a ruler.
I, on the other hand, love illicit outdoor sex.
I feel like I've been letting pizza guys down for years.
Yeah, there's no trap door at the end of that.
Facials certainly have their appeal, but it isn't a physical one.
Unless you see in 8-bit, you're SOL.
What do you guys think? Anything else that's crazy different in real life than it is in porn?