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#BundyEroticFanFic Restores My Faith in Our Crumbling Nation

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By now, most of us know about Ammon Bundy and his militia, which have taken up residence at the Malheur Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. The area is relatively isolated, which makes sense. Because it's a wildlife refuge. For birds. 

It didn't take long for people to start making fun of the Bundy family along with all of the militiamen in Oregon, naturally, but things escalated hilariously quickly thanks to Colin Meloy, the frontman of the Decemberists. I mean, what did you think when you realized there was a base full of men, far away from any of their wives or girlfriends with nothing but their beards to keep them warm? 

Intially intended as a one-off joke, Meloy called forth upon the Tweeters of the world, asking them to cast their own submissions. And so #BundyEroticFanFic was born. 

 Naturally, most of the jokes include weapons, flannel, and snacks. Because damn it, even militiamen get a hankering for a bag of Cheetos. 

 

 

Twitter never sleeps, and fan fic submissions are still rolling. Who knows? One of these days, someone might make a movie out of this. After all, it worked for E.L. James. 


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