Confused Boner of the Week: Ireland Basinger-Baldwin’s Halloween Costume

Digging the Cleavage, But the Bunny Head...?

Look, I get that some people aren't into the whole witch or ghost or trendy superhero movie star when it comes to picking out their Halloween costume. I know some people are all about making their own, which is fine, but sometimes that can lead to some pretty confusing boners. Ireland Basinger-Baldwin's sexy dead bunny head thing is... confusing. I'm just so, so, so confused right now.

I don't get it, I really don't. I mean, I totally get seeing Ireland Basinger-Baldwin's boobs through that see-through top, but the blood? The bunny head? Is there like an inside joke to this costume? Are we supposed to be turned on by a killer bunny or something? Really Ireland Basinger-Baldwin's costume is just making my head swirl. And what's making it worse is the whole tight dress, see-through mesh top, showing off some breast part of the outfit. Sure, it ties everything together, but it ties everything together in such sexy and confusing way. This one seriously confusing boner.

Hey, maybe you get it. Maybe someone out there has been waiting for a sexy bunny demon with the body of Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and if that is the case then I'm sure this your Christmas and not your Halloween. If this all you, then more power to you my friend. As for the rest of us, we'll just sit down with our very confused boners.

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