When scoping out the Best of Reddit thread for the week, I found the best question ever: If you were a porn star but could only choose a stage name based on a Yankee Candle name, what would you call yourself?
There were several great answers, but I found it far more amusing to visit the Yankee Candle page myself and find potentially amazing porn star names. I have some ideas for you, depending on what your personal interests and specialties may be. Eh hem:
Ambiguous runners-up:
- Summer Storm
- Silver Birch
- Ocean Star
- Everglades National Park
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Now I wanna hear from you guys - what would you make your Porny Candle/Yankee Sex name?