Island Hopping with Jacklyn Lick

Pornstar vacations have been both big business and a well-kept secret in the adult industry, in which enterprising stars or their handlers will sponsor outings for fans to exotic locales with the promise of watching their screen crushes cavort. Internet porn veteran Jacklyn Lick is sponsoring a Licktastic trip to Hawaii ... provided the winning bidder follows some ground rules. Mind the gap! - G. Ponante

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Lick, a porn-vivant who has been running her own website since 1996 (if we could have capitalized numbers we would have), is a contractor for Bong-to-Dildo sensation Pipedream Products with her own line of sensual novelties.

"This is my first promotion of this kind," she says. Naturally someone like me was concerned and titillated about what my hard-whatevered porn journalist cash might buy me if I entered the Pornstar Paradise auction.

"Do these people expect to sleep (or stay awake, graphically) with you?" I asked.

"Men are spending $10,000 or more to just spend one night with a girl," Lick said. "For the value of what they are getting, I don't think they honestly think they are going to sleep with me. I could be wrong, but they will know that up front."

Instead, Lickateers will have their choice of 20 activities, including snorkeling, volcano tours, and hot-tubbing with the "Big Lebowski" Jackie Treehorn beach scene extra and star of more than 130 adult movies (some as Paisley Lick). Lick will even serve breakfast in bed.

"I absolutely truly love Hawaii and I know I would be a great tour guide," Lick says.

I am absolutely fascinated, personally, about the idea of paying for a vacation to Hawaii with a fantabulous porn star and not getting anything out of it other than a volcano trip (rub it in about the virginity, why don't you?) and some scones. That is why Ms.Lick has agreed to tell us about it, with pictures, when the blessed event occurs.

"The vacation will happen within the next five months," Lick says. "The winner will choose a date and I will arrange my schedule."

· Jacklyn Lick (jacklynlick.com)
· Pipedream Products (pipedreamproducts.com)
· Bid for Pornstar Paradise (estarbids.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive