Alexis Ren Takes a Little Trip

someone's on youtube ?

A post shared by ALEXIS REN (@alexisren) on Sep 6, 2017 at 9:33am PDT

Someone, Please Make Alexis Ren's Bikini Adventure into a Movie

From what I can tell, Alexis Ren decided to take a little trip to somewhere while wearing a bikini, then took a bike ride in a different yet still sexy bikini, and finished up her adventure with a dip in the ocean in an even sexier bikini than before. Seriously, why doesn't someone turn this into a movie?

Look, I really don't know what Alexis Ren is up to, and in the grand scheme, it doesn't really concern any of us. All the matters is that someone was there to film the sexy adventure. And I once again feel the need to ask why this isn't being made into a major motion picture. You could totally get Alexis Ren to reprise her role as Alexis Ren, throw in a wacky co-star, a handsome love interest (or not), add 20 minutes of bikini bike riding, get some actual shots of Alexis Ren in the tube top bikini swimming under water, toss in a car chase for good measure, and all of sudden you have the number movie at the box office. I'm telling you, Alexis Ren's Bikini Adventure would be a hit, a real hit!

You know, a great place to start the Alexis Ren bikini adventure movie would be her picking out and trying on all the bikinis she's going to need. I think that's the perfectbackstoryy.

via Alexis Ren on YouTube