Can Aubrey O’Day Make a Statue Harder?

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Everything Reacts to Aubrey O'Day's Cleavage

There's that old philosophical question, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" While I get the purpose of the question, I'm wondering if maybe we should update it a little bit. For example, "If a statue is already hard, does it get harder if Aubrey O'Day is rocking a sexy one-piece near it?"

And yes, I know that statues are made of stone or marble or whatever - technically speaking, they are pretty hard to begin with - but that doesn't mean there isn't some kind of chemical reaction that could happen. No doubt Aubrey O'Day in a bikini gives off some kind of hotness vibe or whatever you want to call it that causes some kind of molecular reaction. Maybe the atoms speed up or get hot or do both, therefore the statue becomes harder than it normally would. Or, you know, you could go the hippie way and say that everything gives off an energy, man, and when two energies get together man, they, like, have a far out reaction, man.

Sure, it could all be a load of baloney, I'm not denying that. But what I won't deny is that I, you, and just about every other thing on this planet with a pulse has a reaction to Aubrey O'Day's cleavage. Be that cleavage in a bikini or a sexy one-piece bathing suit, we are all going to find it hot; perhaps even on a molecular level.

'open your mouth only if what you are going to say is more beautiful than silence' -buddha ??? @hotmiamistyles

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