Morning Wood

An interview with (the man, the mystery, the enigma) Bacchus; Cheney is the new bukkake on Craigslist; furry Olympic penis cozies on eBay; truth is stranger than fiction when it comes to Tom Cruise's memoirs and the strange background of a former gay porn star associated with the research (though no one named Frey or Leroy in the bylines yet), and much more after the jump. V. Blue

· Our resident sex blog wrassler Bacchus is interviewed at Sunni's Salon where the "conversation wanders through sex, blogging, and government interference with sexual pleasures, of course; but we also discuss the myths and realities of sex blogging and making money online, and more." There's more than sex blogging? Do tell! (endervidualism.com)

· But why read when you can bid on the ultimate collection of maid and butler uniforms at Christie's? (NewYorkology, thanks Amy)

· Oh, who needs uniforms when you can just skip straight to the Cheney, I mean facial comeshot? At least, according to Craigslist SF and word on the streets of San Francisco, that's what the kids are calling it these days (and getting a Cheney in your eyes really stings). (Craigslist, via Tiny Nibbles)

· Xeni found my special Olympic mink penismuffler and blogged it on BoingBoing. I am so embarrassed. Now my penis will make all kinds of noise and be very cold. (BoingBoing)

· Until I see evidence in a sex tape, there's no doubt in my mind that Tom Cruise is Scientologically straight: yet again, a lawsuit is brewing to shore up the levy of heterosexual reputation in response to the proximity of once gay-for-pay Paul Barresi to Cruise's memoirs. Jokes about catching it on a toilet seat aside, it's interesting to note that Barresi was once a loose cannon (heh) about his alleged trysts with John Travolta and starred in gay epic "The Underboss" with (porn performer) Tommy Cruise. But does he run around in a blonde wig, hat and sunglasses? Enquiring minds want to know. (insideeonline.com)

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