‘Survival Knife’ Cuts Deep With Lots of Tits and Ass!

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Happy February, everyone! So fucking glad January is in the rear view mirror. Go home, January. Nobody likes you! Anyway, I just ate a Cobb salad from Chic-Fil-A. It was pretty good. That avocado lime ranch dressing really hit the spot. Don't you love it when people talk about what they ate? No? Well . . . yeah . . . neither do I, but it's a new month and my brain has to reset. Or maybe the "Cobb salad from Chic-Fil-A" was actual an entire bag of weed.

Anyways. Start Black History Month right by checking out Survival Knife. How does a straight-to-DVD horror film relate to Black History Month? Well, the film, which is about a girl who escapes from a brutal murderer but ends up becoming a murderer herself, features lots of naked women slashed and bloodied. What's that got to do with anything? Well, the aforementioned naked women are Tara Davis, Melody Joy, Kaitlyn Schoeb and a few other sexy ladies in their undergarments? Am I insane? Well, about as insane as the bodies of those naked actresses! Doesn't it all make sense now?!!

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