Claudia Thompson Might Be the Perfect Woman
Well, I think I just found the girl of my dreams: Claudia Thompson. Not only does Claudia Thompson have some of the finest breasts any of us have ever seen, she also has some pretty amazing tan lines that make her boobs that much better. Plus, she likes to the end the day in a see-through top, listening to records, and having champagne with pizza. Claudia Thompson is truly a woman after my own heart.
Honestly, there is a part of me that doesn't want to show Claudia Thompson and her beautiful tanlined breasts to the world, but there is no way I could ever keep her hotness from all of you. She's a beautiful woman who likes tan lines, sleeping topless, and pizza; I'm telling you she just might be the most perfect woman in the world. If Claudia Thompson was to declare her favorite movie was Stars Wars and her favorite hobby was taking long drives to the middle of nowhere, I would pass out on the floor because I never would believe there would be such a perfect woman in this world. Really, I would think I was dreaming, that's how much I dig Claudia Thompson and her awesome boobs.
Sure, I'll never meet Claudia Thompson, I'll never get Claudia Thompson to fall in love with me, but that's okay. My heart will go on thanks to Claudia Thompson's awesome boobs, awesome tan lines, and awesome love of pizza. Claudia Thompson is the most perfect woman in the world.
photos by David Collier