Chloe Moretz Wearing a Bikini on a Beach Makes All Other Beaches Look Like Crap

Chloe Moretz and Her Bikini Will Save Us on Travel

You know, I have stood on some of the most beautiful beaches in the world and looked around at some of the most incredible scenery, but after seeing Chloe in a bikini on a rocky beach everything else just looks like crap.  

I have to be honest with guys—I’m pretty bummed right now. I’m not bummed by Chloe in a bikini, oh no; that’s one of the most beautiful sights any of us have every laid our eyes on. No, I’m upset because I spent all the time and money to travel to see what everyone told me was “so incredible” and that I'll “never see another thing like it” and that “beauty will have a whole new meaning after you visit.” Thanks to Chloe and her super sexy bikini body, I've made liars out of all those people. Well, I guess I really don’t see the point in traveling anymore. I don’t think there are anymore beautiful sights I must see before my time ends. Yep, I don’t know if any of us will ever see anything more beautiful than Chloe in a bikini.  

I guess I should look at the bright side of this: I’ll save a lot of money and I can always look at Chloe in a bikini when I need to see the most beautiful sight in the world.

Via Chloe Moretz on Instagram