Hey, Do These Star Wars Toys Look Like Dildos To You?

May the Force Be With You . . . in Bed?

When Disney bought the rights to Star Wars and announced the new movies, I think we all knew that Disney would go all out with the Star Wars merchandise. There are some that make sense, like the action figures, the Lego sets, and models, but others like oranges, soup, and apparently, these “pool toys” that look kind of like dildos.  

I will totally say that these toys really do look like dildos. I honestly thought they were, and it wouldn’t surprise me a bit that there were Star Wars: The Force Awakens sex toys—everyone loves Star Wars—but the items were found on the shelves at a Target Store. Now, I have no idea what the hell kind of “pool toys” these things are supposed to be and/or what they are supposed to do. When I was a kid, the only pool toy I had was the water in the pool, so I’m not up to date when it comes toys that kids use in pools. And of course, the person who found them hit up social media to draw attention to the dildo-shaped pool toys. Target was quick to say something like sorry, it’s not a dildo, it’s not on purpose, but I have a feeling that some people will not let this go.  

If you ask me, I find it hilarious, and no doubt a sex toy maker will quickly jump on this and do their best to make a few Star Wars dildo. Kind of changes the meaning of “May the Force With You.”

Via Instinct Magazine