Real Name or Not, Blondie Is a Hottie

The Name Fits the Boobs

I don't know if Blondie is her real name or if it's a name she picked in honor of one of the greatest bands of all time, but one thing I do know is that topless Blondie is turning me red with excitement. She's making swimming topless look like the greatest thing anyone can do with a pool.

And yes, I did my best to try and find out if Blondie is actually her name, but I didn't have much luck. Believe it or not, when you type "Blondie" into a search engine, you find yourself rocking out to "Call Me" and other hits for 30 or so minutes. So, I decided to call it and declare this topless beauty Blondie. To be honest, it fits and it's kind of hot. I want her legal name to be Blondie. I mean, doesn't she look like a Blondie? Like how you would picture someone with the name Blondie in your head? The blonde hair, the nose ring, the perfect boobs... Yeah, she's a Blondie all right.

I'm going to do my best to keep my eyes peeled for Blondie again. She might be using a different name, but I know if stare long enough at these pics I'll be able to memorize her boobs. That way, when I see those boobs again I'll know those are the breasts of Blondie.

photos by Mortonovich