Salma Hayek Is Spanish for Hot

Salma Hayek Is the Definition of the Word Hot

We all that the Spanish word for hot is "caliente," but I really think we should change it to Salma Hayek. I know it might be a bit of a mouthful, but just saying something is caliente or hot doesn't really acknowledge the beauty of Salma Hayek. The only way to get across how freaking sexy Salma Hayek is is by saying she is really Salma Hayek.

Give it a try. I know it might seem a little strange a first, but I think after a few rounds of replacing Salma Hayek with caliente, it'll be like second nature. Plus, you're going to saying Salma Hayek so much that you'll be constantly thinking about Salma Hayek. All of those wonderful Salma Hayek moments that are forever locked in your mind will be roaming free. You'll be walking around with the biggest smile of your face because all you're thinking about is Salma Hayek's cleavage. Of course, you don't just have to think about Salma Hayek's cleavage, you think about whatever your favorite thing about Salma Hayek you want. There's a lot to love about Salma Hayek.

Seriously, all this talk about Salma Hayek has put a huge smile on my face. I'm feeling great. Though, I'm not looking forward to having to go outside today, it's very Salma Hayek out there.

photos via Elle

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