Elizabeth Turner Is Not to Be Missed

There's Something About Elizabeth Turner...

There is just something about Elizabeth Turner. It could be her name. It's the combination of two traditional names of two traditional beauties (Elizabeth Taylor and Kathleen Turner) that makes me want to know more. It could also be her incredible body that's covered up and yet showing a lot of skin that is driving me a little crazy. Don't know what it is, but Elizabeth Turner is not to be missed.

I may never figure this out. Of course, it's kind of hard to try and think about anything other than Elizabeth Turner when she's right in front of your face. Then again, it's going to be hard to think about anything else when Elizabeth Turner isn't right in front of my face. Her beauty is going to be staying with me for a long, long, long time. Maybe it's her eyes - they are quite piercing - like she can see straight into your soul. Or maybe, just maybe, it's the awesome sideboob. You know, sideboob can totally stare into your soul as well. Many people don't know that, but sideboob is quite powerful and Elizabeth Turner has some pretty powerful sideboob.

Maybe you know what it is, why Elizabeth Turner lights a fire inside of me (and probably you as well) that won't seem to go out. Why do we need more Elizabeth Turner, preferably a topless Elizabeth Turner, but a totally nude Elizabeth Turner would as well. What is it about her? We may never know.

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