Hailey Clauson Wears Dental Floss, Calls It a Bikini

What a Wonderful Time to Be Alive

It seems that bikinis are getting smaller and smaller (or maybe it's the ladies are getting hotter and hotter), but it would appear that tying together a few strands of fabric that barely cover anything can be considered swimwear. If you don't believe me, then check out this "bikini" on Hailey Clauson and tell me it's not a wonderful time to be alive.

I have no doubt that in the very near future there will be a bikini thin enough that it could double as dental floss, and god willing, Hailey Clauson will model it. I have no idea where the people at Sports Illustrated Swimsuit find these bikinis, but I really hope they are paid well. Then again, I think we'd all work for minimum wage if it meant we got to hang around Hailey Clauson in the world's smallest bikini. That's my kind of bonus, if you know what I mean. And you so know what I mean.

You know, since they are so great at finding the sexiest bikinis and one-piece bathing suits, I want to challenge them. Sure, this is a tiny bikini on Hailey Clauson. She's showing off a ton of cleavage, a good amount of sideboob, and of course, that thong isn't leaving anything to the imagination... but, is it the tiniest? Isn't there something just a touch smaller? That shows off a little more Hailey Clauson boob? Hey, if you think this is the smallest bikini in the world, that's totally cool, but I think there might be one smaller.

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