Myleene Klass’s White Bikini Is the Greatest Technological Achievement Ever

How Does Myleene Klass's Bikini Even Work?

Of all the modern marvels we have witnessed in this modern world, the advancements in technology, medicine, and architecture makes it quite an amazing time to be alive. But out of all the amazing things I’ve seen, none have been more amazing that Myleene Klass’s white bikini.  

Never in my life (or anyone’s life) has there been a bikini that kept so much covered and yet displayed so much skin all at the same time. I mean, just look at the bikini top. How the hell does it work? How are the triangle parts (for lack of a better term, I don’t know what to call them) being held in place? Tape? Glue? Magic? Yes, Myleene Klass’s cleavage is quite stunning, and you could say that there is topboob and sideboob on display, but you could also say neither of those are shown. And as a lover of the tanline, even I must admit that the tanlines that would be created by this bikini, while hot, would also be very, very confusing. The bikini bottom I have no real problem with—we all pretty much know how they work. And finally, most white bikinis are touch more see-through, so this one must be triple layered or something.  

I’m having the same feeling I did when I first saw an iPod when I look at Myleene Klass in this white bikini. It’s such an amazing thing, and I have no idea how it works.