The Prescription For ‘Cabin Fever’ Is More Nudity!

There's a new scary flick out called The Witch that's getting decent reviews. The horror genre has been pretty weak with the Hollywood offerings of late. The Boy was The Dud and the lost in the forest flick with Natalie Dormer ate shit too. What's the last horror film that really scared the piss outta you? Have the M. Nights and Eli Roths of the world dropped so many turds in the punch pool that all creativity, originality and inspiration for making scary movies been evaporated completely?!!

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Speaking of Eli Roth, he decided to remake a film that he directed only 14 years ago for reasons unknown. Roth, credited as a writer on Cabin Fever (2016), is now directed by something called Travis Z. Like the original, the film's about horny college kids who spend the weekend at a cabin for some fuck time only to be exposed to a flesh eating virus that's not herpes! Keeping up with a great horror tradition, the film has nudity by way of the beautiful Nadine Crocker. She makes like Betty Crocker while showing her sweet teats and tasty buns while getting her pie penetrated by some soon to be dead douche. It's a stabbin' cabin!

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