Don’t Take It Personally: 30 Is Not “Slightly OIder” No Matter How You Slice It

February 23, 2016
TUCKER-BANKSHOT

Beautiful slightly older man seeks a young virgin - m4w (Btown)

age: 30

Hello. If you're reading this and you fit the title description, please read on. If not, don't waste either of our time.

I am a very handsome, very successful, well-educated, charming man who is a very unselfish and patient lover. I have experience that you want, but I haven't slept with everything that moves. I have standards. I am picky. I can be. Just like you.

Yes, this is a weird place to meet a person, but it's the only place I know of where I can ask for something so specific that I couldn't ask in person or elsewhere.

You're young, but legal of course. You're very curious about losing your virginity but no one you know deserves it. You don't want it to hurt. You want to love it. But you've heard the stories from all your friends about the stupid boys your age and how bad they are in bed, how fast and how selfish they are. You want it to be beautiful and last all night. You want it to go slow. To build up. To be perfect.

As you can tell from what I'm writing, I truly understand that. Maybe you don't want to go off to college a virgin. Or graduate from college having had no sex. You don't want to marry the first person you have sex with but you're dying to finally have it. And have it right. Well I'm the man for you then. I'm strong and handsome, charming and honest. In short, I'm precisely the type of man you dream about losing your virginity to. It can be a one time thing, or if you just can't get enough you can have me as often and as long as you'd like. So don't be shy. Write. Take the plunge. Don't miss out on the opportunity you've been waiting for since you first started to grow into a young woman.

Please say "I'm your virgin" in the subject so I know you're real. Be young. Be petite. Be pretty. Be honest. Be discreet. Be clean. And be legal.

I'm waiting.