Best of Reddit: What Was the Weirdest Thought to Run Through Your Head While Giving or Receiving Oral Sex?

This week on Best of Reddit, I stumbled into a particularly comical thread: What Was the Weirdest Thought to Run Through Your Head While Giving or Receiving Oral Sex? Oral is one of my favorite things to partake in, partially because it's a sexual act that separates the giving and the taking, allowing for ample time to think hilarious thoughts like these:

Motor mouth

Verrrrrry funny. 

In the words of GloZell...

You know, it could be both. 

Home, home on the range

Just . . . what? 

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

I give you: Kronk. 

Schweddy Balls

Pulling a Bear Grylls 

This does not sound like a happy accident. 

Hope you're going to Costco

'Cause if all you're buying is milk, I'm out.