Jessica Alba Wearing a Bikini in a Pool With Pokies Is Sexy, But…

Snorkeling? In a Pool? I Don't Get It, Sexy Jessica Alba. Why?

Yes, Jessica Alba is wearing a bikini. Yes, Jessica Alba looks really hot in said bikini. And yes, it would appear the water is a little cold because Jessica Alba has some hard nips. These facts are indisputable—the only lingering issue I can’t stop pondering is: Why in the world would you snorkel in a pool?  

I get it, I’m totally focusing on the wrong thing, but everything else is so incredibly perfect in this picture, I can’t help but notice the one thing that is out of place. Jessica Alba is in a pool wearing a sexy bikini, showing off some great cleavage with her ass out of the water, and she’s got some pokies while she’s in the water. All of that is great, all of that I can wrap my head around. But why would anyone, even sexy Jessica Alba, want to snorkel around a swimming pool? I just don’t get it. What in the world could you be hoping to see? A drain? A coin that someone dropped? A Band-Aid? I mean, I could totally understand if someone else wanted to snorkel in a pool that Jessica Alba and her bikini were in, but why she would want to do it, I have no earthly idea. 

It looks like this will be another mystery that I will never be able to solve. Luckily, I have a bunch of pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini to comfort me in through this troubling time.  

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