Confused Boner of the Week: T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes Topless With Plants

Carly Foulkes Has Some Nice Boobs, but Can We Lose the Plants?

So . . . "T-mobile Girl" Carly Foulkes nude is really sexy. There is no doubt about that. But if I’m being honest, I don’t really get the deal with all the plant life—especially the giant leaves and the bushes covering her . . . you know, bush. Though I may be a little confused, I’m still kind of turned on.  

I mean, I love a naked lady as much as the next guy. Plus Carly Foulkes has a little bit of tan line going, and as all of you know, I’m big on the tan line (if this your first time here, I’m into tan lines), but the plant life is kind of throwing me off. I really want to focus all my attention on Carly Foulkes’s boobs, but there is giant leaf over her face. The sunflowers, yeah, I can totally get that, but it’s all the other weird jungle plants that really, really making it hard to focus on Carly Foulkes’s breasts. Hey, if topless women and giant leaves are your thing, then more power to you, but I’m having a hard time connecting the two. I really would just prefer to see Carly Foulkes nude alone or maybe in a soaking wet Nascar T-shirt with the sleeves cut off. Giant leaves over her face, strange shrubs covering her bush . . . yeah, I’ve got one hell of a confused boner. 

It’s hot for sure. I can’t say that a topless Carly Foulkes even with strange plants isn’t a turn on, I’m just having a hard time enjoying her boobs.

Photos Via Nakid Magazine