‘Full House’ Porn Parody ‘Full Holes’ Proves T&A Is Everywhere You Look

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I've watched several episodes of the Full House revival Fuller House on Netflix. What can I say? I grew up in the 90s and my present and future is bleak. Nostalgia! Anyway, this continuation of the 1987-1995 TGIF staple follows eldest Tanner daughter D.J. (Candace Cameron Bure), who's now a grown-up veterinarian and mom of three. The series pretty much xeroxes the premise of the original. D.J. is a recent widow and enlists the help her ne'er do well sister Stephanie (Jodie Sweetin) and best friend/fellow single mom Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber). Is this show any good? Fuck no, but neither was the original. It bathes in nostalgia, rehashed catchphrases, adorable kids and drop-ins from the original cast. Netflix has already renewed it for a second season so this show must be doing great numbers for the streamer.

Know who else loved Full House? Lee Roy Meyers and the fine perverts at WoodRocket! The preeminent producer of parody smut has gifted us with Full Holes, an NSFW Full House parody!

Oh mylanta it's here! Pornhub Originals proudly presents the porn parody that brings all of your most 90's fantasies to life: Full Holes! Directed by the totally rad Lee Roy Meyers of WoodRocket Productions, you can catch all the horny fun starting February 24th exclusively on Pornhub Premium. Watch Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler and little Muffchelle like you've never seen them before - all getting it on, under the same roof.

I'm just surprised it took them this long. The film stars Allie Haze as "BJ," Sydney Cole as "Stuffme," Maddy O'Reily as "Clamchelle," Chanel Preston as "Kimmy Gobbler," Kassondra Raine as "Muffchelle" and Brooklyn Chase as "Fucky Donaldson." I suspect there'll be more than hugs and wise talks in this house.