Confused Boner Of The Week: Alison Brie As Some Kind Of Doll

Those Eyes Are Haunting... And Not In A Good Way

Calling Alison Brie a doll is okay, I think that’s a great way to describe her beauty, but seeing her as some kind of Tim Burton mild fever dream doll is a little… confusing. I won’t deny that Alison Brie is stunningly beautiful, but it’s a little hard for me to wrap my head around it.  

While I normally love staring for long hours into the eyes of Alison Brie, I have to admit in these pictures I find myself trying to lock eyes with her. Though I can’t really escape them, they seem to follow me no matter where I go (and yes, I did stand up and walk around my desk to see if Alison Brie’s eyes followed me… (they did). It’s kind of creepy, most of these pictures are kind of creepy and yet it’s Alison Brie so they are also really hot. Typically creepy things don’t really do anything for me, but creepy things with Alison Brie are giving me a really confused boner. I thought maybe the photographer was going to do an Alice in Wonderland theme, but they went a living doll theme.  

Normally I don’t mind seeing Alison Brie in my dreams, but I fear that my next dream about her will include those haunting eyes and giant rocking horse. Not too much how I feel about that. 

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