Let’s Go to the Beach and Hangout With a Topless Elsa Hosk

What Do You Mean, None Of Us Ever Hung Out With a Topless Elsa Hosk?

Sometimes we all miss the good old days when we were young and things were carefree. When me and my pals would go down to the beach with some books and lay out on the deck, the ladies would take off their tops and we would just lay there for hours. Oh wait, that never happened to anyone. It’s just these photos of a topless Elsa Hosk are so vivid, they kind of seem like a fantasy.  

It kind of speaks volumes about the pure hotness of Elsa Hosk that simply seeing her boobs makes me have memories of stuff that never happened. I know these things never happened—I never had a friend as hot as Elsa Hosk, let alone a friend who wanted to hang out topless on a beach. And yet as I stare longingly at these pictures of a topless Elsa Hosk, I can’t help but feel like these things actually happened me. If I close my eyes I can feel the warm side under my feet, I can smell the salt of the ocean, and hear the birds squawking—but I really don’t want to close my eyes, because when I do that, I’m not looking at Elsa Hosk’s boobs.  

It’s going to take me all day to figure out that I never went to the beach with Elsa Hosk to read books topless. That never happened to me, or anyone else on the planet. It’s just a photo spread and nothing more. Well, it’s an incredibly sexy Elsa-Hosk-boob-filled photo spread, so it’s not nothing, it’s awesome.  

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