Lack of Topless Eliza Cummings Is Killing Print Media

No Doubt Eliza Cummings's Boobs Would Increase Circulation of Any Print Media

When it comes to the death of print media, many people blame it on the rise of the internet, the lack of professionalism with most journalists, or even entertainment taking over news. But I think the real issues is that most print media here in the States doesn't contain a topless Eliza Cummings. Yeah, nothing sells magazines like Eliza Cummings’s boobs.  

You see, magazines like Marie Claire Italy are thriving thanks to the fact they can have Eliza Cummings topless on their pages. Yep, here in the states, for some strange reason, we have always felt like boobs, especially fantastic boobs like those of Eliza Cummings, needed to covered in plastic and placed behind a counter. Trust me, nothing would increase the circulation of many, many magazines and newspapers, both national and regional, if people could see the boobs of Eliza Cummings on a regular basis. And look, I’m not saying you just fill the pages with Eliza Cummings’s breasts, what I'm saying is that if you have a picture or two, along with some real news, I promise you those old printing presses have the dust knocked off them in no time!  

Just like with everything in life, there is more than one reason why print media is slowly fading away like dial-up internet. But there is one reason it's for sure not thriving, and that is the lack of topless Eliza Cummings pictures in the pages.